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Sometimes things I see in English make me laugh out loud. I think that perhaps the Germans don't fully understand America. But they sure think we're cool. The other day I was buying socks and there were some on the rack with the English word "JEANS" knitted in. They were cool because they were English. Next to those, there was another pair with the words "DENIM CLUP." Not denim club, mind you, but denim clup.

Here is another example of someone's slightly warped understanding of America. I will make it extra big so you can appreciate all the details:

First off, they are buns. And who in America puts big fat slices of cucumber on their hot dog? Triffid said when she saw these in the store she knew she had to have them. We are going to bring them to our post softball game grill party tomorrow.